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twoye4rplan:

Linda took a break from the burgers

twoye4rplan:

Linda took a break from the burgers

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oatmeal:

More comics here.
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moniquill:

bloodhole:

did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin

(Source: highpriestesse, via move-on-and-live-life)

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literallyunbelievable:

a bigger idiot than I ever gave him credit for

literallyunbelievable:

a bigger idiot than I ever gave him credit for

(Source: The Onion)

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intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

(via move-on-and-live-life)

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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

(via excogitations)

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(Source: sandandglass, via shychemist)

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thisisnicolai:

"Fuck yo ambitions"

(Source: ThisisNicolai, via move-on-and-live-life)

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hotel-job:

GUEST: Hey! Your name is [generic white guy name that’s not very common] too? We have the same name!
CONCIERGE: Look at that!
GUEST: So we must be about the same age then cause no one else has our name. It died out! You’re what? 40? 41? 42?
CONCIERGE: 29.
GUEST: (laughs) No way. Look at you….